I Ain't One To Gossip: Love Edition

Can you really find love in the dodgeball league? The answer is yes. These two vets, one an agro fast talking stud and the other a quiet self professed comic book geek, have been getting it on since they both left Fire Island. Both of them don't want to call it a relationship, but we think it's only a matter of time. We hear the sex is hot, how could it not be with these two? xoxo

For the Love of the Game?

Super fan or just really excited to play? We know BAD! has it's fair share of fans, but now there are those who are designing their own line of shirts! While we admire the artistry, it's really what's under this hottie's shirt (and shorts) that we are interested in. xoxo

Don't Call It A Comeback.

Hmmm, the league has gotten a little *tame* without us. Think it's time to spice it up? Do you miss us? Even just a little bit? xoxo

So Hard To Say Goodbye

We didn't want this to happen,

But you shouldn't feel sad.

We had a good time together.

Just remember, remember, all the times we shared.

It's not that we don't love you deeply

You were our tricks

It's just that we're feeling there's so much more

Waiting out there for you and us.

You know what they say, go out on top right? This site has been quite the wild ride, and we are happy that you were along for it. While we aren't affiliated with the league, you could call us fans of it. We guess all good things must come to an end at some point. Effie - this one goes out to you. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Escort Edition

After gazing scanning through the back of a local fag rag, we thought someone looked awfully familiar. It seems as if someone has what can only be described as a double life. By day you think this person seems like a real 9 to 5er, but at night they are making big bucks offering their "services" with the gentlemen, and perhaps women, who reply. You would never know by the looks of them (built, dark, and sexy *our favorite combo*), but we guess everyone has their own dirty little secrets. xoxo

Smashing Records

This sounds like trouble to us, but we are all for smashing records. Anyone actually going to this? If so, let us know how it goes. xoxo

After-Party Tug O' War

Last night had quite the predicament. On one side of the after party tug of war was BAD! and their 'official' after party at Uncle Charlie's. On the other side was some rowdy dodgeballers wanting to change it up and head to Boxer's for some after party unofficial fun. While neither seemed quite appealing (Uncle Charlie's is so out of the way and Boxers is next week's after party) it seemed like people were rallying for a change. So the line was drawn in the sand, either you go with the official after party or you head for the unofficial after party. The lesbians have been doing it for seasons, so we found it hilarious some dodgeball people got into such a huff over it. So in the event of not wanting to go to the "official" after party, is it wrong for people to have their own "unofficial" after party at a place of their choosing? Sound off and let us know what YOU did last night. As for us, we said to hell with both and choose our own cozy bed instead. xoxo

The Hunkiest Catch

Looks like Bird's the biggest catch (with Koray and Sergio giving some serious competition), and we promise you he ain't the deadliest catch. The only question now is, would you order this catch of the day? xoxo

Truly Outrageous

So last night's 80's party at the Eagle may have felt like this for a lot of people....

But we have to admit everyone came fully dressed to the nines, and wow there were some great outfits. For instance:

Karate Kid was in FULL effect!

Apparently nothing screams 80's like white trash and handlebar mustaches.

Headbands were the accessory du jour.

These guys are 2 members away from actually being The Breakfast Club. How cute is Mezzano in that preptastic white ensemble? These three could be our runners up for favorite outfit of the night.

We loved that Vanessa rocked the one piece blue jumper complete with bright flashy jewelry. You are hot.

We don't even know where to begin with outfit on BBahr, but it kinda turns us on and scares at the same time. Definitely one of our favorites, just mind the tan lines next time.

We loved that glitter was in full effect on Scotty last night.

The off the shoulder shirts ala Flashdance were also in full effect last night.

Words can not express how confused we were when we saw Norman's outfit. We actually didn't even recognize Norman, but sure enough he looked like Ellen Barkin circa 1987. It was like something out of Working Girl. Also Daniel, those bedroom eyes are dangerous. You kept giving them to us all night and we will one day take you up on your offer.

The team that really worked it out last night was Project Sandwich. We would be the meat between those slices of bread any day of the week. So what did YOU think of the 80's party last night. Did we miss anything, or was the night a complete blur for you too? xoxo

We Found Our Match

We stumbled upon this strapping lad while, um, searching for our next husband. Doggonit' we think we found him. Hey Michael you look really hot in that rugby getup, and the fact that you love the occassional cocktail and are close with your family made us think you are so husband material. We don't understand how no one has snagged you yet. We are a sucker for down to earth and well educated guys who have a job, call us easy. The only problem is that you mention you are sporty but failed to mention your amazing dodgeball skills in this profile. Perhaps saving that for the second date? We do agree, you are totally a catch. xoxo

Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

We. Totally. Can. Hardly. Contain. Ourselves. xoxo

On Our Soapbox

If there is one thing that really gets us crazy is the fact that some people just never show up on Monday nights. These people sign up and barely show up for half the games, rarely show up to the afterparties and to be honest this is a little infuriating especially when you think about the number of people who were wait listed this season and who wanted to be involved in dodgeball. This is a social league and when members decide not to participate its like "Why did you even join in the first place?"

We understand things do come up (death in family, job situations, etc) but not coming because you have a headache or are feeling tired seems like a lame excuse week after week. People have a fairly good idea of what their work load/schedule will be like, so when someone has to miss a ton of games because of work traveling or staying late in the office it just seems like something they should have thought of before they signed up. If you can't commit to more that 80% of the games, then simply you shouldn't sign up.

We wonder what YOU think. Do you think it's a matter of circumstance or are people just getting lazy on Monday nights? Do you think it's acceptable to use the headache excuse every week, or should you just drop out and let someone who wants to play join? We think dodgeball is a two way street and if you don't want to meet in the middle than maybe you should let someone else drive. xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip: Tops Edition

Which two pretty popular vets have been hooking up on the DL? You never see them talk at the Tony Dapolito Center and we have it on good authority they are tops (shocker we know). Although it seems these loud mouthed vets hit it off and it *gasp* it seemingly is working out for them. The only problem in this perfect plan may be foiled by the fact that neither can commit. In this crazy dodgeball world, we aren't too surprised. xoxo

Not Too eXESsive

Spotted: Some dodgeballers getting their dance on (shocker, we know) and last night was no exception. The night may not have been as great as after-parties before, but for goodness sake, when will the bars finally book enough bartenders to handle all of the thirsty homos! It seems like after sweating their way through the games last night (how HOT was that damned gym) they were ready to get hot and sweaty with each other. The favorite of this season's newbies, Nick, is on a roll this season, and we think he may have dropped his last boytoy Sykes for Mr. Wind. They were a little too close for comfort last night, and speaking of too close we saw Mikey Guggs getting *awfully* close with the man many debate could be the best catch this season...Brian B. We saw some homos outside attempting to play cards (who play cards at bars?) and there was an awfully sweet message recorded for B. Chen (he went to the ER, what details please). We were loving the outdoor deck until we urgently got kicked off, but we caught one of our refs under some asian persuasion. Wait two bottoms doesn't exactly add up to a top to us. The old Eastern Bloc forced us to listen to their awful cheer (again shocker we know). Flip-cup was PG, and not to our liking. Eduardo was getting his flirt on but no more than Sergio. The man kicking ass in the Best Catch poll is still showing his underwear to barely legal boys. We guess some things never change. xoxo

Soapy Stuff: Bidding War.

Can you put a price on this hotness? We think not. xoxo

BID ON OUR BACHELOR!
The bachelor auction will include SCOTT EVANS who will be raising money for Big Apple Dodgeball. Every dollar raised from the winning bid will go to BAD!, so we would love for you to come support (and bring your friends who have deep pockets). The event is FREE to attend, and will feature several other HOT bachelors up for auction. Here are the essentials:

When: Tuesday, May 4 from 6pm-9pm
Where: Dave & Buster's (234 W. 42nd Street, 2nd Floor)
More info and RSVP: http://themenevent.com/tssbachelorauction2010.htm

Also you can stop by this after, who said dodgeball was just a Monday night kinda league?

AIDS WALK FUNDRAISER
After the Bachelor Auction, head over to Vlada Bar (331 W. 51st St) where some folks in the league have put together Team 6027 to raise money to for the NYC AIDS Walk and the GMHC of NYC. Help 'em raise dough for a great cause! More info on the event can be found on Facebook.