Thursday, May 7, 2009

Reese's Pieces

So to say those dodgeballers just partied at Pieces would be a lie. They took it over, tore it down, then drank it clean. It was crazy in the West Village on Monday as BAD! embarked upon Pieces (for the first time) and we could see the fear on the only bartenders face as players flipped, cupped, danced, and made speeches?!

It seems that Paul the Commissioner has been stripped...of his title that is. He is officially stepping down and V is taking his place as the lord and beastmaster of BAD! Monica, who feverishly was getting everyone to sign that huge ass card at the Tony Dapolito Center, introduced Paul and made the not so shocking announcement that he was stepping down. Paul got us all misty eyed, or maybe it was the poppers, and everyone toasted him for starting the league four score and several seasons ago.

It was quite the busy night as two of our cutest players both were celebrating their birthdays! Michael of Splash and Will of Stonewall both turned a healthy 21 and don't look a day over 16. We are still a little bitter they wouldn't let us give them a good birthday spanking but hey there's always next year.


The boys and girls rocked it out hardcore on the flip cup table with a lot of Milwaukee's Best to keep them from getting thirsty. It was wet and it was wild. We saw lots of skin, and better yet, we saw it from some hawt newbies. First of all, who knew that Pets at Play could quite possible de-file WOOF! as the hottest team in the league? With Jacob finally showing us what the good lord gave him, Luke's a-dor-able smile, Mandy's fine ass mallet finger, Spencer's gorgeous eyes, and Ken's six pack, they are definitely bringing it. Why did you have to wait all the way until the end of the season??

Speaking of skin, we have a vet who happens to have an affinity for his balls and loves to show them off on our hands. This has happened before, and not that we mind, but don't be a cock tease, literally. We also saw someone whip out a leather harness (perhaps they got it from WOOF! last season?) and boy were we surprised who was modeling it off. She might just have a career in leather modeling cut out for her if this whole dodgeball thing doesn't work out. In all seriousness it was getting late as everyone started finding their tricks, and after closing down the bar at 2am, we headed to the after after party and by after after party we mean our beds. xoxo

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Spotted: Keg Party?



With all of the 6 packs in this picture, we think there was a keg party at Pieces on Monday. Either that or God finally threw us a bone and we got 2 of the hottest guys in the league (who coincedentally play on teams with animals WOOF! and Pets at Play) in one picture sans shirts. Let us be the ones to tap that. xoxo

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Pieces of Me




We think we may still be drunk from last night at Pieces, but one thing is for sure, it was a totally insane after party. We are going to nurse our hangover, try to find our clothes, say goodbye to our trick, and get back to you. xoxo

Say What?



We have seen some pretty impressive talent in our days, but this may be one of the most useful we can think of. So if Mikey could say something, if his fist wasn't lodged down his throat, what would he be saying? xoxo

Blog Wars


We think imitation is totally the most sincere form of flattery. Though if we start to see shirtless pictures of Weeks playing flipcup on the site, we won't be afraid to cut a bitch. xoxo

Monday, May 4, 2009

Who You Be: Newbie Edition

Sometimes we goto the after parties and sometimes we have a few drinks. A lot of times we just have no clue who some of the hotties playing flip cup or getting shots at the bar are. So we want to call out those hot guys, who just may be a little quiet and shy, so we can finally figure out WHO YOU BE?!?

This dark haired hottie is usually out and we haven't quite figured out what you are up to. So we just have some general questions -

Name:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Drink of Choice:


So if you know any of the following details, PLEASE hook a brother up and tell us what the deal is. No hottie should go unnamed. xoxo

After Party 5-4

For it's 11th crazy after party of the season, BAD! is going to keep in the West Village tonight and head over to Pieces (8 Christopher St.) for some much needed flip cup and fun. If this dodgeball after party is anything like those crazy football parties consider us there. xoxo

Friday, May 1, 2009

Sexiest Male Vet

Mirror mirror on the way, who is the hottest of them all?

Now that we know how you feel about the lovely ladies, let's get to boys in the league. Understand us when we tell you, we couldn't put EVERY guy from BAD! on here, but we thought we would pick some of the more popular ones with our readers. If there someone you feel is totally sexy and not on the list, tell us!

JT may have brought sexy back, but these boys are totally keeping sexy around. xoxo

Your Favorite Lovely Lady Vets

We asked who your favorite lady vet was this season, and boy was it a fight to the finish. Mandy from Pets at Play and Esther from WOOF! came out swinging and in the end tied for first. That's right, you queens couldn't make up your minds so we have crowned them both because let's be honest, these two are totally fun.

Of course we have to say, we LOVE all of the ladies in the league. Those gay boys could not be more lucky to have such a banging group of girls to play on the court and attempt to beat in flip cup after. While we wish could give them all crowns, but unfortunately there are too many queens in the league and what the Tony Dapolito Center doesn't need is another broken tiara on the court. xoxo

Thursday, April 30, 2009

Say What?

We are still a little unclear about what Norman was doing, but we think you guys totally do. So tell us, what the hell is he doing?? xoxo

I Ain't One To Gossip 4-28

Which hot dodgeballer really loves to take pictures of themself with an iPhone and post them? When this guy isn't fighting crime to protect the Tony Dapolito Center, he's showing off just how hot a superhero can be with their suit off. The real question is "Have you ever danced with a dodgeballer in the pale moon light"? xoxo

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

More Of The Same

As the season is winding down, the heat is on. So the naturally the dodgeballers got their party on afterwards, and it all went down at Gym Bar. Well technically it's Lockerroom since it's the down stairs but who cares when they supply pizza and flip cup? The usual dodgeball debauchery was kept to a minimum on Monday night, we can imagine the heat kept the boys on the best behavior! It was still a fun time, because how can you go wrong with hot boys and beer?

While Gym Bar may have been tame, the after after party at Splash certainly wasn't. There was dancing, shots, and of course half naked hot boys. While not the obvious choice for an after after party (Musical Monday's anyone??) we see that some of the dodgeballers had a rip-roaring time. Glad to see some of our dancing queens still know how to get the party started, and know how to end it. xoxo

Way Back Wednesdays 4-29

As we approach the tournament in the next couple of weeks, with winning the season in back of all of the teams minds, we hark back to last season and wonder how the hell Masterbeat won the whole shebang?! Half of the time they didn't have enough players, but when their team did show up, they did some major damage. You know Splash was none too pleased since they had pretty much beat every team in the league, but somehow BAD!'s very own Bad News Bears snuck up and took the title in the end. Talk about underdogs. xoxo

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

BAD! Bar Crawl

Not that you need to give them another reason to drink, but it looks like Thursday may be the new Tuesday this week for those dodgeballers. It looks like their sponsors have opened their doors to dodgeball debauchery on a (gasp!) non-Monday night! Here is how it's going to go down:

What: Bar Crawl
When: Wednesday, April 29

[START]
6:30p @ Henrietta Hudson's 438 Hudson St at Morton St)
7:30p @ Cubby Hole (281 W. 12th St. at 4th St)
9:00p @ Stonewall (53 Christopher St near 7th Ave. South) *$5 Cosmo special*
10:30 @ Pieces (8 Christopher St. near Gay St.) *$4 well drinks*
[END]

We hear there is more info on drink specials and new stops to come! So if you feel like you would love to get to know some of BAD! crew a little better, with alcohol being the social lubricant it is, then head out to any of the various stops. As long as Poppi isn't pouring the drinks, we'll promise your boss you'll wake up for work the next day. xoxo

Just Got Paid!

We always knew Weeks was hot from the very start, but little did we realize BAD! would profit off of his hot ass! Last week BAD! made a killing thanks to Weeks at the Bachelor Auction. The competition was hot, and the wallets were open, but it was Weeks who had all of the daddy's in suits reaching for their pacemakers to bid on a dream date with him.

So here's how it went down, basically every LGBT sports league and organization got a booth and the chance to pimp out one of their hot players in order to raise money for their organization. Every, and we mean every, organization was there from Cheer NY to Broadway Bares to the hot ass Rugby league and even the gay Wrestling league was there. Who knew this city even had a gay Wrestling league, and um, if you know where they practice please email BADgossipgays@gmail.com!

We spied Niki, Monica, and Dom on pimp duty at the BAD! table. They were introducing Weeks to any guy in a suit who looks like the recession hadn't hit them yet. There seemed to be several wealthy gentlemen and dollar signs in the pimps eyes. The BAD! crew talked a mean game and at the end of the day we think it worked out for Weeks who was totally playing the role of the shy guy with the bulging biceps. The usual crew of BAD! misfits showed up and started to have a cocktail or two so you know those bitches were loud and the bidding began.


The competition was stacked and the shirts were flying off of the contestants. Weeks was up against Ronnie Kroell from the Bravo reality show Make Me A Supermodel !! How do you beat someone who took off their shirt in every Chelsea boys home already?? J.P. started the competition and made some decent change for Out Astoria, but Weeks took the cake with making BAD! $900, the third highest amount of the night. Ronnie Kroell managed to get two guys to each bid $2000 on his supermodel ass, but it was Broadway Bares made our mouths drop with an astounding $2900 for their organization. While we know it's quite the expensive date with a very hunky vet, we are totally sure Weeks is worth every penny. xoxo